{"id":492,"date":"2006-10-12T15:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T15:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/12\/93f5541f-d0e1-48b5-9ba8-a492cbc2dce3\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:32","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:32","slug":"93f5541f-d0e1-48b5-9ba8-a492cbc2dce3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/93f5541f-d0e1-48b5-9ba8-a492cbc2dce3\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Aw, Snap!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather,..<br \/>discover your cat giving can-opener operation seminars to the other neighborhood cats,<br \/>or<br \/>your dog releasing rodents from traps around the house?<\/p>\n<p>a) It&#8217;s just a matter of time before I&#8217;m obsolete.<br \/>b) You\u2019re a misguided boy! Yes you are!<\/p>\n<p>Honey! Where&#8217;d this bill for renting the VFW hall come from?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aw, Snap! Would you rather,..discover your cat giving can-opener operation seminars to the other neighborhood cats,oryour dog releasing rodents from traps around the house? a) It&#8217;s just a matter of time before I&#8217;m obsolete.b) You\u2019re a misguided boy! Yes you are! Honey! Where&#8217;d this bill for renting the VFW hall come from? &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1391,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions\/1391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}