{"id":499,"date":"2006-10-17T14:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-17T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/17\/2006-10-17-geez-lighten-up-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:31","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:31","slug":"2006-10-17-geez-lighten-up-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/2006-10-17-geez-lighten-up-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Geez, Lighten Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>learn English from Nigerian spammers,<br \/>or<br \/>decry characterizations that you\u2019re unstable by blowing something up?<\/p>\n<p>a) Confirmation entrusting it gives.<br \/>b) How dare you call me crazy!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, repeat after me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather&#8230;learn English from Nigerian spammers,ordecry characterizations that you\u2019re unstable by blowing something up? a) Confirmation entrusting it gives.b) How dare you call me crazy! Okay, repeat after me&#8230; &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1386,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions\/1386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}