{"id":50,"date":"2003-10-21T13:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-21T13:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/10\/21\/3350e579-0bcb-4765-89fc-3c93369611bb\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:19","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:19","slug":"3350e579-0bcb-4765-89fc-3c93369611bb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/3350e579-0bcb-4765-89fc-3c93369611bb\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Gee, I&#8217;m Thirsty<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>take up residence in a rent-to-own trailer with your common law spouse on Knucklehead Road,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>hike for miles through a snake-infested cactus forest to find a horse trough called Bob&#8217;s Bathtub?<\/p>\n<p>a) It seemed like a good idea at the time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>b) Pass the soap.<\/p>\n<p>Marla Sue, you get over here right this minute!<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gee, I&#8217;m Thirsty Would you rather&#8230; take up residence in a rent-to-own trailer with your common law spouse on Knucklehead Road, or hike for miles through a snake-infested cactus forest to find a horse trough called Bob&#8217;s Bathtub? a) It seemed like a good idea at the time&#8230; b) Pass the soap. Marla Sue, you &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/3350e579-0bcb-4765-89fc-3c93369611bb\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1845,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/1845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}