{"id":500,"date":"2006-10-04T03:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-04T03:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/04\/cd7fcc6c-8b80-4f0b-950f-802fdf2363ef\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:34","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:34","slug":"cd7fcc6c-8b80-4f0b-950f-802fdf2363ef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/cd7fcc6c-8b80-4f0b-950f-802fdf2363ef\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Genius! &#8211; Alice Doesn&#8217;t Live Here Anymore Edition<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Dear Readers,<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t break the printers, nor did the staff, as far as I can tell. Actually they weren&#8217;t technically broken, but the network addresses between a printer at the front desk and a printer upstairs were switched. What I have done in the past, and you have too, is hit PRINT over and over and over again when the printed page you want doesn&#8217;t fly out on command. Here&#8217;s what the good folks downstairs had to say about the situation:<\/p>\n<p><i>Front Desk Clerk: &#8220;Oh! So that&#8217;s why all this stuff I didn&#8217;t recognize kept coming out of my printer.&#8221;<br \/>Security Guard: &#8220;They were coming down all night last night. They&#8217;d print something, then run downstairs to pick it up. Is it supposed to be like that? Damn inconvenient if you ask me.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Yep. Damn inconvenient.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genius! &#8211; Alice Doesn&#8217;t Live Here Anymore Edition Dear Readers, I didn&#8217;t break the printers, nor did the staff, as far as I can tell. Actually they weren&#8217;t technically broken, but the network addresses between a printer at the front desk and a printer upstairs were switched. What I have done in the past, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/cd7fcc6c-8b80-4f0b-950f-802fdf2363ef\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1403,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions\/1403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}