{"id":504,"date":"2006-10-04T19:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-04T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/04\/57e4c43f-b9b3-4ad2-81d5-57169332bf16\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:33","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:33","slug":"57e4c43f-b9b3-4ad2-81d5-57169332bf16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/57e4c43f-b9b3-4ad2-81d5-57169332bf16\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Genius! &#8211; You&#8217;ve Got Mail Edition<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>I get paid for this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>Receptionist: &#8220;How do I make my email make a noise when I get a new message?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Answer? Turn up the volume.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genius! &#8211; You&#8217;ve Got Mail Edition Friends, I get paid for this&#8230; Receptionist: &#8220;How do I make my email make a noise when I get a new message?&#8221; Answer? Turn up the volume. &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1400,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions\/1400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}