{"id":512,"date":"2006-10-24T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/24\/2006-10-24-our-ankles-are-a-little-swollen-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:31","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:31","slug":"2006-10-24-our-ankles-are-a-little-swollen-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/2006-10-24-our-ankles-are-a-little-swollen-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Ankles Are A Little Swollen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>sell the George Foreman Combo Fry Master 3000 with stainless steel grease trap and blue LED status indicators on NASA TV,<br \/>or<br \/>embark on a twelve hour flight in your first trimester after the TSA has confiscated all of your snacks?<\/p>\n<p>a) Tested at up to 7g !<br \/>b) If I don\u2019t see a bag of peanuts on my tray in the next thirty seconds\u2026<\/p>\n<p>In space, no one can hear you ask for seconds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather\u2026sell the George Foreman Combo Fry Master 3000 with stainless steel grease trap and blue LED status indicators on NASA TV,orembark on a twelve hour flight in your first trimester after the TSA has confiscated all of your snacks? a) Tested at up to 7g !b) If I don\u2019t see a bag of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/2006-10-24-our-ankles-are-a-little-swollen-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Our Ankles Are A Little Swollen&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=512"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1382,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions\/1382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}