{"id":516,"date":"2006-10-31T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T17:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/31\/2006-10-31-scantily-clad-teenagers-stranded-miles-from-nowhere-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:30","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:30","slug":"2006-10-31-scantily-clad-teenagers-stranded-miles-from-nowhere-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/2006-10-31-scantily-clad-teenagers-stranded-miles-from-nowhere-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Scantily Clad Teenagers Stranded Miles From Nowhere?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>tap The Cure to sing the theme to Sunday Night Football,<br \/>or<br \/>drive your Standard Time Solar Challenge electric car deep into the woods?<\/p>\n<p>a) are you ready for some football? probably not. sorry. [sigh]<br \/>b) Look! A farm house! Maybe they can give us a jump!<\/p>\n<p>How unlikely!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather\u2026tap The Cure to sing the theme to Sunday Night Football,ordrive your Standard Time Solar Challenge electric car deep into the woods? a) are you ready for some football? probably not. sorry. [sigh]b) Look! A farm house! Maybe they can give us a jump! How unlikely! &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1377,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions\/1377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}