{"id":519,"date":"2006-10-09T14:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T14:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/09\/e85a70f8-7b5f-452b-a104-a0822590112c\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:32","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:32","slug":"e85a70f8-7b5f-452b-a104-a0822590112c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/e85a70f8-7b5f-452b-a104-a0822590112c\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>That&#8217;s A Flagrant Violation!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>conduct secret underground nuclear pumpkin carving contests,<br \/>or<br \/>invite the zombies over to have a frank discussion about geopolitics?<\/p>\n<p>a) We&#8217;re kind of looking to keep the pumpkins in one piece&#8230;<br \/>b) Yeah, yeah, \u201cbrains!\u201d we get that, but what about\u2026<\/p>\n<p>But the pies cook themselves!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s A Flagrant Violation! Would you rather\u2026conduct secret underground nuclear pumpkin carving contests,orinvite the zombies over to have a frank discussion about geopolitics? a) We&#8217;re kind of looking to keep the pumpkins in one piece&#8230;b) Yeah, yeah, \u201cbrains!\u201d we get that, but what about\u2026 But the pies cook themselves! &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1394,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions\/1394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}