{"id":521,"date":"2006-10-13T14:29:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-13T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/13\/2006-10-13-tonight-a-story-so-horrific-youll-be-horrified-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:32","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:32","slug":"2006-10-13-tonight-a-story-so-horrific-youll-be-horrified-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/2006-10-13-tonight-a-story-so-horrific-youll-be-horrified-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Tonight, A Story So Horrific You&#8217;ll Be Horrified"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>provide micro-credit loans to midget entrepreneurs,<br \/>or<br \/>dress up like Anderson Cooper for Halloween?<\/p>\n<p>a) We\u2019re taking the \u201cBig n\u2019 Tall\u201d concept and turning it upside-down!<br \/>b) If you squeeze this bulb, tears shoot out\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see, five bucks at 22.75%, compounded monthly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather\u2026provide micro-credit loans to midget entrepreneurs,ordress up like Anderson Cooper for Halloween? a) We\u2019re taking the \u201cBig n\u2019 Tall\u201d concept and turning it upside-down!b) If you squeeze this bulb, tears shoot out\u2026 Let&#8217;s see, five bucks at 22.75%, compounded monthly&#8230; &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1390,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions\/1390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}