{"id":528,"date":"2006-11-08T22:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-08T22:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/11\/08\/2006-11-8-genius-foot-in-mouth-disease-edition-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:28","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:28","slug":"2006-11-8-genius-foot-in-mouth-disease-edition-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/2006-11-8-genius-foot-in-mouth-disease-edition-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Genius! &#8211; Foot In Mouth Disease Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>It was <b><i>Are You Sure You Don\u2019t Have T.B? Day<\/i><\/b> at the Far Eastern Outpost today (I\u2019m still clean). This gave me the opportunity to check in on the clinic staff to see if everything was running okay.<\/p>\n<p>During my visit, one of the lab techs apparently tried to murder some little kid while giving him a flu shot. You have never heard such howling. The kid runs out of the clinic with tears streaming down his face and blubbering like a bloodhound that just ate a bee. The tech then comes out of the lab and asks me if I\u2019d like my shot. &#8220;Are you kidding? I don\u2019t want to cry. What do I look like, an idiot?&#8221; I said to chuckles all around, and all within earshot of the kid and his parents who were standing just outside the window. I got <i>such<\/i> a look&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Your (idiot) pal,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, It was Are You Sure You Don\u2019t Have T.B? Day at the Far Eastern Outpost today (I\u2019m still clean). This gave me the opportunity to check in on the clinic staff to see if everything was running okay. During my visit, one of the lab techs apparently tried to murder some little kid while &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/2006-11-8-genius-foot-in-mouth-disease-edition-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Genius! &#8211; Foot In Mouth Disease Edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-genius"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1365,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions\/1365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}