{"id":54,"date":"2003-10-14T13:07:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-14T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/10\/14\/d63dba07-ce90-4e02-a8bf-fe74b00fb156\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:20","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:20","slug":"d63dba07-ce90-4e02-a8bf-fe74b00fb156","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/d63dba07-ce90-4e02-a8bf-fe74b00fb156\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>It Tickles<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>wear antigravity underpants to the next Cubs\/Marlins game,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>be the first person to test a vacuum-powered nail clipper?<\/p>\n<p>a) Aerial Coverage Provided By&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>b) Toebee.<\/p>\n<p>Dude, you&#8217;re high,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It Tickles Would you rather&#8230; wear antigravity underpants to the next Cubs\/Marlins game, or be the first person to test a vacuum-powered nail clipper? a) Aerial Coverage Provided By&#8230; b) Toebee. Dude, you&#8217;re high, bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1851,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions\/1851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}