{"id":542,"date":"2006-11-01T16:41:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T16:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/11\/01\/2006-11-1-nope-havent-seen-him-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:30","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:30","slug":"2006-11-1-nope-havent-seen-him-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/2006-11-1-nope-havent-seen-him-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Nope, Haven&#8217;t Seen Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>flub the lines in your speech, calling the guys with guns uneducated,<br \/>or<br \/>have your party lock you in a closet and throw away the key fearing you might speak?<\/p>\n<p>a) Psst. Phil. That was the funny part.<br \/>b) Pierre Salinger on line two&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just like them to call me on that!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather&#8230;flub the lines in your speech, calling the guys with guns uneducated,orhave your party lock you in a closet and throw away the key fearing you might speak? a) Psst. Phil. That was the funny part.b) Pierre Salinger on line two&#8230; It&#8217;s just like them to call me on that! &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1374,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions\/1374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}