{"id":549,"date":"2006-11-20T19:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T19:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/11\/20\/2006-11-20-when-did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:27","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:27","slug":"2006-11-20-when-did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/2006-11-20-when-did-you-stop-beating-your-wife-html\/","title":{"rendered":"When Did You Stop Beating Your Wife?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>conduct a nationwide search for the next tough guy movie star,<br \/>or<br \/>clone your own?<\/p>\n<p>a) Crowe? Nah. Meloni? Maybe&#8230;<br \/>b) Here in the labs, we&#8217;re working on the bastard son of Lee Marvin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Give me one good reason.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather&#8230;conduct a nationwide search for the next tough guy movie star,orclone your own? a) Crowe? Nah. Meloni? Maybe&#8230;b) Here in the labs, we&#8217;re working on the bastard son of Lee Marvin&#8230; Give me one good reason. &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1355,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions\/1355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}