{"id":557,"date":"2006-12-06T06:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T06:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/12\/06\/2006-12-6-houseblogging-unsp-lbp-edition-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:25","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:25","slug":"2006-12-6-houseblogging-unsp-lbp-edition-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/2006-12-6-houseblogging-unsp-lbp-edition-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Houseblogging – UNSP LBP Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Kids,<\/p>\n

Yeah, yeah, this starts as a houseblogging post, but will surely delve into giant dumbness later. It’ll be great!<\/p>\n

You may recall my whining<\/a> about the malfunctioning wood stove. I don’t even think you need to stretch very far to realize, as I did, that the fire cap is somewhere on the roof. That’s not surprising, but where had all the smoke gone? Certainly not outside, as that cap was fully caked full of the fullness of creosote, soot, and generalized gunk. The smoke went IN the house. That would be a sub-optimal result.<\/p>\n

Once I climbed on the roof with my trusty rope, I carefully lowered the filthy cap and tried to carefully lower myself to start the cleaning. Pine needles had other ideas, and I started my slide towards 9.8 m\/sec2<\/sup> and a nasty bounce off the deck onto the driveway. You’ll notice at this point that I lived. How? I put a foot out and immediately<\/i> halted my descent. Sure, the pop in my lower back would foretell a bunch of hobbling around for the next couple days. I can stay put, but moving from that stasis is a challenge. Aleve, heating pads, they’re my friends at the moment. Who cares though. We have heat!<\/p>\n

Oh, there’s more, and that’ll be tomorrow. After the Question.<\/p>\n

Your pal,<\/p>\n

bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kids, Yeah, yeah, this starts as a houseblogging post, but will surely delve into giant dumbness later. It’ll be great! You may recall my whining about the malfunctioning wood stove. I don’t even think you need to stretch very far to realize, as I did, that the fire cap is somewhere on the roof. That’s … <\/p>\n

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