{"id":575,"date":"2006-12-22T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T18:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/2006-12-22-the-yule-bore-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:23","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:23","slug":"2006-12-22-the-yule-bore-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/2006-12-22-the-yule-bore-html\/","title":{"rendered":"The Yule Bore"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>mash global Christmas traditions into one,<br \/>or<br \/>revise the toy distribution system for optimum efficiency?<\/p>\n<p>a) Right, eight tiny reindeer on a surfboard then we take a sauna&#8230;<br \/>b) So the elves hand off to Black Peter, then to Santa, then to Jesus? What?<\/p>\n<p>Merrie Christmas everyone! The Question will return on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather&#8230;mash global Christmas traditions into one,orrevise the toy distribution system for optimum efficiency? a) Right, eight tiny reindeer on a surfboard then we take a sauna&#8230;b) So the elves hand off to Black Peter, then to Santa, then to Jesus? What? Merrie Christmas everyone! The Question will return on Wednesday. Your pal, bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1327,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions\/1327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}