{"id":582,"date":"2007-01-23T05:48:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/01\/23\/2007-1-23-the-editorial-meeting-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:20","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:20","slug":"2007-1-23-the-editorial-meeting-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/2007-1-23-the-editorial-meeting-html\/","title":{"rendered":"The Editorial Meeting"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>I spent the weekend in America&#8217;s <strike>Finest<\/strike> <strike>Just Okay<\/strike> <strike>Merely Adequate<\/strike> Barely Passible City for work-type meetings and have had a surprisingly good time. Surprising, after Friday&#8217;s meeting called by the higher-ups about how we suck. That wasn&#8217;t exactly name of the event. Something about data collection and reports and the dullness and dryness that middle management functionaries wallow in, but I&#8217;m mostly not allowed to talk about it. I guess they&#8217;re very sensitive. You know, about their crabbiness.<\/p>\n<p>The funny thing is this. I called it a week ago. I accused them of holding a grand &#8220;finger-pointing exercise&#8221; and wanted no part of it. Tempers flared, accusations were leveled, and my presence became mandatory. Speaking of inappropriate, I probably shouldn&#8217;t have told Mr. Boss &#8220;I told you so,&#8221; but that&#8217;s how it went. Cripes, what a nightmare.<\/p>\n<p>But wait! What about the mailbag? We don&#8217;t have a mailbag. Okay, we do, but nobody sends anything to it. That&#8217;s not to say the we don&#8217;t receive criticism. Let&#8217;s chat with the editor:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li><i>yeah, apparently you&#8217;re a right wing jerk. &#8211; ed<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Um, what? Me? Mister peace and love?<\/li>\n<li><i>well fruitcake, you supported the war, and you&#8217;ve got this free market, anti-immigrant thing going on.<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Wait a minute, anti-<u>illegal<\/u> immigrant, thank you very much.<\/li>\n<li><i>well, ain&#8217;t that cute. you&#8217;re against people fleeing their corrupt, third-world existence to the promise of a better life. nice.<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Only when we&#8217;re paying for it.<\/li>\n<li><i>small-l libertarianism. isn&#8217;t that the current vogue?<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Not anymore, I guess. It&#8217;s a post-partisan world now. Or didn&#8217;t you see the State of the State speech.<\/li>\n<li><i>and the war?<\/i><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going with the moderates on this one. <a href=\"http:\/\/bcsia.ksg.harvard.edu\/publication.cfm?program=CORE&#038;ctype=article&#038;item_id=560\" target=\"_blank\">Right war, wrong time<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><i>are you kidding me? you&#8217;re supporting that brain-dead idiot?<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Can you hear yourself? He&#8217;s a knucklehead and he&#8217;s botched the middle and the end part. Maybe Obama can fix it!<\/li>\n<li><i>jeebus, i&#8217;m depressed.<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Me too.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There was a little more in that meeting with the editor, but it was mostly gentle sobbing, and we held hands for a little while. In a totally manly way, though.<\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, I spent the weekend in America&#8217;s Finest Just Okay Merely Adequate Barely Passible City for work-type meetings and have had a surprisingly good time. Surprising, after Friday&#8217;s meeting called by the higher-ups about how we suck. That wasn&#8217;t exactly name of the event. Something about data collection and reports and the dullness and dryness &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/2007-1-23-the-editorial-meeting-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Editorial Meeting&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,12],"class_list":["post-582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-housekeeping","tag-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1308,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions\/1308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}