{"id":586,"date":"2007-01-10T18:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-10T18:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/01\/10\/2007-1-10-i-need-a-washcloth-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:21","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:21","slug":"2007-1-10-i-need-a-washcloth-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/2007-1-10-i-need-a-washcloth-html\/","title":{"rendered":"i Need A Washcloth"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>begin a Thuper ThighMaster Sales Marathon until you can afford to rebuild your Malibu home,<br \/>or<br \/>have your iPhone banned from Kentucky Fried Chicken for all the wrong numbers you&#8217;ve dialed?<\/p>\n<p>a) At least I don&#8217;t have a bottom as big as Iraq!<br \/>b) (911) 911-9119<\/p>\n<p>The celebrities are sad, won&#8217;t you please help?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather&#8230;begin a Thuper ThighMaster Sales Marathon until you can afford to rebuild your Malibu home,orhave your iPhone banned from Kentucky Fried Chicken for all the wrong numbers you&#8217;ve dialed? a) At least I don&#8217;t have a bottom as big as Iraq!b) (911) 911-9119 The celebrities are sad, won&#8217;t you please help? &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1316,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions\/1316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}