{"id":604,"date":"2007-02-05T17:39:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T17:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/02\/05\/2007-2-5-creamy-he-sputtered-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:18","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:18","slug":"2007-2-5-creamy-he-sputtered-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/2007-2-5-creamy-he-sputtered-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Creamy! He Sputtered"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>be stranded in your van on the Isle of Man with Stan Chan and a can of flan,<br \/>or<br \/>stammer and stutter making your case for peanut butter?<\/p>\n<p>a) Did I ever tell you about sinking my sampan off the coast of Japan?<br \/>b) Him? He&#8217;s an old nutter!<\/p>\n<p>Where did you get that nice suntan?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather&#8230;be stranded in your van on the Isle of Man with Stan Chan and a can of flan,orstammer and stutter making your case for peanut butter? a) Did I ever tell you about sinking my sampan off the coast of Japan?b) Him? He&#8217;s an old nutter! Where did you get that nice suntan? &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/2007-2-5-creamy-he-sputtered-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Creamy! He Sputtered&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-question"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1294,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions\/1294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}