{"id":636,"date":"2007-05-22T04:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/05\/22\/2007-5-22-night-of-the-styrofoam-take-away-boxes-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:13","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:13","slug":"2007-5-22-night-of-the-styrofoam-take-away-boxes-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/2007-5-22-night-of-the-styrofoam-take-away-boxes-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Night Of The Styrofoam Take Away Boxes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, you missed the Earth Fair in my little town last weekend. I know what you&#8217;re thinking, &#8220;of course! everybody loves a good hemp-wearing hippie show!&#8221; but that wasn&#8217;t really the scene. Nobody was standing on a soapbox warning of the end of days. There were more forest rangers\/Bureau of Land Management managers\/firemen offering free trees and helpful tips on raking up dead leaves. The county recycling people were also there giving away a remarkable amount of swag. More stuff to recycle later, I guess. Job security!<\/p>\n<p>Sure, the crafty people were there. Lots of jewelry (<i>polished rocks are from earth. -ed<\/i>), and an Idyllwild fixture, textiles woven from unexpected fibers! Fancy a satchel made of Golden Retriever fur? Alpaca and dryer lint cap perhaps? People, these things are from NATURE&trade;!<\/p>\n<p>Then there were the freakishly large green onions, grown organically on Monster Island, apparently. Besides being delicious, you only need one. Very efficient.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks Earth!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, Sadly, you missed the Earth Fair in my little town last weekend. I know what you&#8217;re thinking, &#8220;of course! everybody loves a good hemp-wearing hippie show!&#8221; but that wasn&#8217;t really the scene. Nobody was standing on a soapbox warning of the end of days. There were more forest rangers\/Bureau of Land Management managers\/firemen offering &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/2007-5-22-night-of-the-styrofoam-take-away-boxes-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Night Of The Styrofoam Take Away Boxes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-idyllwild"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1262,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions\/1262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}