{"id":655,"date":"2007-08-22T19:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T19:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/08\/22\/2007-8-22-breaking-wind-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:09","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:09","slug":"2007-8-22-breaking-wind-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/2007-8-22-breaking-wind-html\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING &#8211; Wind"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>This just in!<\/p>\n<p>Der Spiegel is reporting that the Norwegian moose population are, um, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiegel.de\/international\/zeitgeist\/0,1518,501145,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">gross emitters<\/a>. This proves once again that we&#8217;re all doomed by the warmening&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting.<br \/>Norwegian newspapers, citing research from Norway&#8217;s technical university, said a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit as much CO2 as a moose does in a year.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If we were to replace all of our Norwegian moose with compact fluorescent caribou&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in! Der Spiegel is reporting that the Norwegian moose population are, um, gross emitters. This proves once again that we&#8217;re all doomed by the warmening&#8230; Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/2007-8-22-breaking-wind-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;BREAKING &#8211; Wind&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-punditry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1234,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions\/1234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}