{"id":656,"date":"2007-08-01T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/08\/01\/2007-8-1-contest-zero-turnout-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:11","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:11","slug":"2007-8-1-contest-zero-turnout-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/2007-8-1-contest-zero-turnout-html\/","title":{"rendered":"CONTEST! &#8211; Zero Turnout"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Well, at least Mr. Jaunty is happy.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Because he can keep the $37 he offered in <a href=\"\/2007\/07\/contest-write-scariest-mls-listing.html\" target=\"_blank\">the contest we posted last month<\/a>. A single entry could&#8217;ve taken it and that entry could&#8217;ve come from you. Yup, you could&#8217;ve won it all by default! How dumb are you feeling right now? <\/p>\n<p>[sigh]<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, at least Mr. Jaunty is happy. Why? Because he can keep the $37 he offered in the contest we posted last month. A single entry could&#8217;ve taken it and that entry could&#8217;ve come from you. Yup, you could&#8217;ve won it all by default! How dumb are you feeling right now? [sigh] &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23],"class_list":["post-656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-contest"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1244,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions\/1244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}