{"id":66,"date":"2003-11-04T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-04T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/04\/d9ba10cc-0db4-43aa-8a48-f1da00c2440a\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:17","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:17","slug":"d9ba10cc-0db4-43aa-8a48-f1da00c2440a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/d9ba10cc-0db4-43aa-8a48-f1da00c2440a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Call Doctor Stu, Babe<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>keep a loaded flintlock rifle under your pillow,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>undergo more plastic surgery than Cher?<\/p>\n<p>a) Click!<\/p>\n<p>b) No, I think it looks very natural&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bang bang,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Call Doctor Stu, Babe Would you rather&#8230; keep a loaded flintlock rifle under your pillow, or undergo more plastic surgery than Cher? a) Click! b) No, I think it looks very natural&#8230; Bang bang, bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1831,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions\/1831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}