{"id":69,"date":"2003-11-20T14:19:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-20T14:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/20\/33ea76e2-2985-47d4-bd04-1d651e82b84d\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:15","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:15","slug":"33ea76e2-2985-47d4-bd04-1d651e82b84d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/33ea76e2-2985-47d4-bd04-1d651e82b84d\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>go to work every day wearing angel wings and perilously high heels,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>believe that Martin Sheen is really president?<\/p>\n<p>a) It&#8217;s tough maneuvering around the cubicles&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>b) Okay, what day is it today?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m wearing $11 million underwear right now,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up? Would you rather&#8230; go to work every day wearing angel wings and perilously high heels, or believe that Martin Sheen is really president? a) It&#8217;s tough maneuvering around the cubicles&#8230; b) Okay, what day is it today? I&#8217;m wearing $11 million underwear right now, bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1817,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions\/1817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}