{"id":693,"date":"2007-10-17T03:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T03:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/10\/17\/2007-10-17-the-velveteen-chimp-rip-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:06","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:06","slug":"2007-10-17-the-velveteen-chimp-rip-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/2007-10-17-the-velveteen-chimp-rip-html\/","title":{"rendered":"The Velveteen Chimp, R.I.P."},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_398.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_398.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Trees!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dearly Beloved,<\/p>\n<p>We gather here today to mourn the loss of Honey, a dog among dogs. Kidney failure will do that, you know.<\/p>\n<p>Godspeed, noble cat butt sniffer. Godspeed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dearly Beloved, We gather here today to mourn the loss of Honey, a dog among dogs. Kidney failure will do that, you know. Godspeed, noble cat butt sniffer. Godspeed. &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1212,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions\/1212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}