{"id":70,"date":"2003-11-21T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-21T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/21\/b4965f3f-fa14-4691-8436-756505334151\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:15","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:15","slug":"b4965f3f-fa14-4691-8436-756505334151","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/b4965f3f-fa14-4691-8436-756505334151\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>I Don&#8217;t Think You&#8217;re Going To Make It After All<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>instruct 20,000 extras how to accurately portray fear for the next Irwin Allen disaster movie,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>attempt to jump a Vespa over the fountain at Caesar&#8217;s Palace?<\/p>\n<p>a) No! Wider! Eyes wider!<\/p>\n<p>b) Gee, I wonder if I left the coffee maker on.<\/p>\n<p>Be afraid, be very afraid,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Don&#8217;t Think You&#8217;re Going To Make It After All Would you rather&#8230; instruct 20,000 extras how to accurately portray fear for the next Irwin Allen disaster movie, or attempt to jump a Vespa over the fountain at Caesar&#8217;s Palace? a) No! Wider! Eyes wider! b) Gee, I wonder if I left the coffee maker &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/b4965f3f-fa14-4691-8436-756505334151\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1816,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/1816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}