{"id":745,"date":"2008-02-20T19:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T19:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/02\/20\/2008-2-20-no-pants-wednesday-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:39","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:39","slug":"2008-2-20-no-pants-wednesday-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/2008-2-20-no-pants-wednesday-html\/","title":{"rendered":"No-Pants Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>The joke is this; one of the managers here at The Festival Of Dirt arrived here this morning then realized that he&#8217;d forgotten his pants. The reality, however, isn&#8217;t nearly as funny so I&#8217;ll spare you the generic OTB** sleep meds.<\/p>\n<p>Here are other things you can do today without pants on:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Watch a lunar eclipse. It might be a little chilly without pants, but in some parts of the country, the moon may appear to be glowing red. Like your knees. When you&#8217;re not wearing pants.<\/li>\n<li>Download a new podcast. I&#8217;ve been enjoying ESPN&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/podloc.andohs.net\/dloadTrack.mp3?prm=1644xhttp:\/\/query-origin.andohs.net\/8000A6\/content-root3.andomedia.com\/origin\/mp3\/espnradio\/pti\/pti080219.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">Pardon The Interruption podcast<\/a> (link to MP3 download) lately. I almost exclusively listen while I&#8217;m wearing pants, but who am I to say that you have to?<\/li>\n<li>Drop out of the race. People will hardly mention your tear-filled concession speech, once they realize that you&#8217;re not wearing pants. Detractors will become confused as on the one hand they praise your decision as &#8220;for the good of the party&#8221; and &#8220;healing the ideological rift&#8221; but on the other feel that you should really get a little more exercise. If you know what I mean.<\/li>\n<li>Get pregnant. A former coworker stopped by for a visit at the Festival Of Dirt this morning and she&#8217;s working on child number <i>eight<\/i> at the moment. And by working, I presume she&#8217;s not smuggling a basketball under her shirt.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Is it a little breezy in here?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<p>** Over The Blog<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, The joke is this; one of the managers here at The Festival Of Dirt arrived here this morning then realized that he&#8217;d forgotten his pants. The reality, however, isn&#8217;t nearly as funny so I&#8217;ll spare you the generic OTB** sleep meds. Here are other things you can do today without pants on: Watch a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/2008-2-20-no-pants-wednesday-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No-Pants Wednesday&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-festival-of-dirt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1156,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions\/1156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}