{"id":75,"date":"2003-11-11T14:05:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-11T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/11\/ba69622f-05bc-479b-bafe-fb708ace3c8b\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:16","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:16","slug":"ba69622f-05bc-479b-bafe-fb708ace3c8b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/ba69622f-05bc-479b-bafe-fb708ace3c8b\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Now That&#8217;s Just Paranoid<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>each exhibit at the zoo is accompanied by a live 30-second commercial,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>be suspicious that everyone who calls you is selling something?<\/p>\n<p>a) &#8220;To find out what was just thrown at you, call for this kit&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>b) If you were really my Mom, you&#8217;d know your maiden name&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Operators are standing by,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now That&#8217;s Just Paranoid Would you rather&#8230; each exhibit at the zoo is accompanied by a live 30-second commercial, or be suspicious that everyone who calls you is selling something? a) &#8220;To find out what was just thrown at you, call for this kit&#8230;&#8221; b) If you were really my Mom, you&#8217;d know your maiden &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/ba69622f-05bc-479b-bafe-fb708ace3c8b\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1824,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/1824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}