{"id":755,"date":"2008-03-10T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/03\/10\/2008-3-10-lil-tykes-security-theatre-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:38","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:38","slug":"2008-3-10-lil-tykes-security-theatre-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/2008-3-10-lil-tykes-security-theatre-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Lil&#8217; Tykes Security Theatre"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me. This is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0002CYTL2\/ref=cm_rdp_product\" target=\"_blank\">super fun playtime hijinks<\/a>?<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/41G9WA5NRDL._AA280_.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/41G9WA5NRDL._AA280_.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>&#8220;Okay, you be the fey European tourist and I&#8217;ll wear my black patent leather TSA outfit and hold the metal detector wand &#8230;&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Creepy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me. This is super fun playtime hijinks?&#8220;Okay, you be the fey European tourist and I&#8217;ll wear my black patent leather TSA outfit and hold the metal detector wand &#8230;&#8221; Creepy. &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9,24,25,12],"class_list":["post-755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-genius","tag-gizmos","tag-justice","tag-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1144,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions\/1144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}