{"id":76,"date":"2003-11-14T14:15:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-14T14:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/14\/39c61181-7a9a-4227-8f64-821337540b8c\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:15","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:15","slug":"39c61181-7a9a-4227-8f64-821337540b8c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/39c61181-7a9a-4227-8f64-821337540b8c\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Oh, Excuse Me.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>be a headline writer for the Union-Tribune,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>a Methane Reclamation Engineer at the county dump?<\/p>\n<p>a) Officer shot, run over by car.<\/p>\n<p>b) I&#8217;m working from home today&#8230;ooh! pizza&#8217;s here!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s one angry car,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Excuse Me. Would you rather&#8230; be a headline writer for the Union-Tribune, or a Methane Reclamation Engineer at the county dump? a) Officer shot, run over by car. b) I&#8217;m working from home today&#8230;ooh! pizza&#8217;s here! That&#8217;s one angry car, bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1821,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/1821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}