{"id":771,"date":"2008-04-22T14:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T14:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/04\/22\/2008-4-22-happy-earth-day-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:35","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:35","slug":"2008-4-22-happy-earth-day-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/2008-4-22-happy-earth-day-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Earth Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>I know you&#8217;ve heard stories about the Earth, and some of them are true, but I thought I&#8217;d take the time on this Earth Day to remember our home planet.<\/p>\n<p>You could wake up early on a spring day, throw open the window and smell the pine trees. Maybe even hear the the creek gurgling by. We sure didn&#8217;t like the stinging insects though. That was a big problem back then.<\/p>\n<p>The flowers were in bloom, the birds were chirping (and speed dating), and then the call rang out. We were all evacuated to this planet (which seems to be a pretty close approximation, actually) because of some global catastrophe (thanks a lot, President Gore), but to avoid panic they erased the minds of the slow-witted and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Uh oh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, I know you&#8217;ve heard stories about the Earth, and some of them are true, but I thought I&#8217;d take the time on this Earth Day to remember our home planet. You could wake up early on a spring day, throw open the window and smell the pine trees. Maybe even hear the the creek &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/2008-4-22-happy-earth-day-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Earth Day!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-earth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=771"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1124,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771\/revisions\/1124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}