{"id":811,"date":"2008-07-31T14:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T14:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/07\/31\/2008-7-31-revenge-of-ted-stevens-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:29","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:29","slug":"2008-7-31-revenge-of-ted-stevens-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/2008-7-31-revenge-of-ted-stevens-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Revenge Of Ted Stevens"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>I may have expressed a little too much glee in the <a href=\"\/2008\/07\/jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-ted-stevens.html\" target=\"_blank\">previous post<\/a> regarding Alaska Senator Ted Stevens&#8217; legal trouble. Now it seems that he&#8217;s been able to bring the whole Internet (which is a series of tubes) to its knees (<i>if tubes had knees. &#8211; ed<\/i> Work with me here.) over the last couple days. Even my rock-solid, ultra-reliable DSL provider acknowledged a total system failure on their part last evening.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;ll teach us snot-nosed whippersnappers to go spouting off, won&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, I may have expressed a little too much glee in the previous post regarding Alaska Senator Ted Stevens&#8217; legal trouble. Now it seems that he&#8217;s been able to bring the whole Internet (which is a series of tubes) to its knees (if tubes had knees. &#8211; ed Work with me here.) over the last &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/2008-7-31-revenge-of-ted-stevens-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Revenge Of Ted Stevens&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-tech"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1081,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions\/1081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}