{"id":837,"date":"2008-09-22T03:24:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T03:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/09\/22\/2008-9-22-a-bouncy-birthday-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:24","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:24","slug":"2008-9-22-a-bouncy-birthday-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/2008-9-22-a-bouncy-birthday-html\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bouncy Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Let’s say you’re turning seven.<\/p>\n

\"This<\/a>
How could you better spend your birthday party than to beat your brains out in a bouncy castle?<\/p>\n

\"Pop.\"<\/a>
Naturally, you would invite your friends…<\/p>\n

\"Is<\/a>
…and maybe even relatives who may not be too clear on what this bouncing business is all about.<\/p>\n

\"It's<\/a>
Of course, you’d have to ask your mom for permission.<\/p>\n

\"Gene<\/a>
Aw, c’mon. Please?<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let’s say you’re turning seven. How could you better spend your birthday party than to beat your brains out in a bouncy castle? Naturally, you would invite your friends… …and maybe even relatives who may not be too clear on what this bouncing business is all about. Of course, you’d have to ask your mom … <\/p>\n

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