{"id":851,"date":"2008-09-17T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/09\/17\/2008-9-17-jaunty-weather-update-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:25","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:25","slug":"2008-9-17-jaunty-weather-update-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/2008-9-17-jaunty-weather-update-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Jaunty Weather Update"},"content":{"rendered":"
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[This Jaunty Weather Update is brought to you by the Idyllwild Weather Clam who has been consistently beating the hotshot weather forecasters for over three months! Now that’s a clam you can trust.<\/i>]<\/p>\n

Friends,<\/p>\n

Our own Idyllwild Weather Clam doesn’t have a snazzy thunder and lightning graphic yet (it’s not in the budget. – ed<\/i> but she knew that there would be some sort of storm yesterday. I guess I knew too, but took the top down on my Miniature Racecar™ anyway during my drive home yesterday. What’s the advice for convertible drivers caught in the rain? Just outdrive it.<\/p>\n

It was easy to slide around the giant, lazy drops until I had to slow for that school bus. At that moment, the hail started to fall, which had me worried about the paper-thin sheetmetal on said tiny racecar. No sooner had I resolved to go find a hammer and dolly to pound the new dents out, settling back in to wait for a passing opportunity then…<\/p>\n

POK!<\/b><\/p>\n

A hail stone smacked off my skull with the force of a wayward tee shot. Stars, the works. I don’t know how big the thing was, but it certainly got my attention. I’m sure the last kids dropped off on the bus’ route had a good laugh too.<\/p>\n

Glad I could oblige!<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[This Jaunty Weather Update is brought to you by the Idyllwild Weather Clam who has been consistently beating the hotshot weather forecasters for over three months! Now that’s a clam you can trust.] Friends, Our own Idyllwild Weather Clam doesn’t have a snazzy thunder and lightning graphic yet (it’s not in the budget. – ed … <\/p>\n

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