{"id":859,"date":"2008-10-08T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T19:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/10\/08\/2008-10-8-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-hemet-girls-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:23","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:23","slug":"2008-10-8-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-hemet-girls-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/2008-10-8-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-hemet-girls-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Jaunty Dumptruck O’ News! Hemet Girls!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ah, young love…<\/p>\n

This story <\/a>from the newly downsized Riverside Press-Enterprise captures the essence, the je ne sais quois<\/i> of beautiful, romantic Hemet, California:<\/p>\n

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An apparent love triangle led an 18-year-old woman to beat a 17-year-old girl with brass knuckles<\/b> during a party in Hemet, breaking her nose and disfiguring her face, authorities said today.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No, that sound isn’t Cupid’s arrows striking their target. It’s the small bones in her face crunching like saltines in a bowl of truck stop chili. But what could’ve caused this little imbroglio?<\/p>\n

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“Information obtained during the investigation indicated that the two young women had an ongoing dispute over a mutual boyfriend,” Pinney said.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Clearly, he’s quite a catch. It is Hemet<\/a>, after all.<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p>\n

UPDATE: Looks like a certain petite flower<\/a> is going to have her day in court today. What’s the charge Mister District Attorney?<\/p>\n

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Lynsie Elizabeth Caldwell was booked Tuesday on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a dangerous weapon, infliction of great bodily injury, mayhem and torture<\/b>.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Whew! No kidding!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ah, young love… This story from the newly downsized Riverside Press-Enterprise captures the essence, the je ne sais quois of beautiful, romantic Hemet, California: An apparent love triangle led an 18-year-old woman to beat a 17-year-old girl with brass knuckles during a party in Hemet, breaking her nose and disfiguring her face, authorities said today. … <\/p>\n

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