{"id":864,"date":"2008-11-20T04:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/11\/20\/2008-11-20-great-american-remodel-door-to-nowhere-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:20","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:20","slug":"2008-11-20-great-american-remodel-door-to-nowhere-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/2008-11-20-great-american-remodel-door-to-nowhere-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Great American Remodel &#8211; Door To Nowhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>You <a href=\"\/2008\/11\/open-letter-to-idyllwild-weather-clam.html\" target=\"_blank\">remember this<\/a>, don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_484.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_484.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Ack! It's a Door To Nowhere!\" \/><\/a><br \/>Now it looks like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_490.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_490.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Hey, it's a new wall. Ain't that something?\" \/><\/a><br \/>More paneling. You&#8217;ve gotta love that, don&#8217;t you? Maybe not. I had a big pile of shiplap style, so I used that. What&#8217;s shiplap? This.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.floridacypress.com\/otherpat.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 100px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.floridacypress.com\/Copy_of_shiplap1.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Yeah, it's shiplap.\" \/><\/a><br \/>Naturally, I ran out well before I was done and it wouldn&#8217;t be easy to get more. Not from the locals anyway. I went to the hardware store and the proprietor said this:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Shiplap? We don&#8217;t carry that. That&#8217;s <strong>flatlander<\/strong> wood. We only have tongue and groove. That&#8217;s what <i>we<\/i> use up here.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can think of other things to be a bigot about. Superman vs. Batman. Regular Oreos vs. Double-Stuf. But millwork? Hill people versus those &#8220;down below?&#8221; What else might they do down there? Who can say!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotta look into this. I think I&#8217;ve hit a nerve&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, You remember this, don&#8217;t you? Now it looks like this&#8230; More paneling. You&#8217;ve gotta love that, don&#8217;t you? Maybe not. I had a big pile of shiplap style, so I used that. What&#8217;s shiplap? This. Naturally, I ran out well before I was done and it wouldn&#8217;t be easy to get more. Not from &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/2008-11-20-great-american-remodel-door-to-nowhere-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Great American Remodel &#8211; Door To Nowhere&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,8,11],"class_list":["post-864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-house","tag-idyllwild","tag-photos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1021,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions\/1021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}