{"id":867,"date":"2008-11-18T21:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T21:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/11\/18\/2008-11-18-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-whiskey-tango-foxtrot-edition-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:21","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:21","slug":"2008-11-18-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-whiskey-tango-foxtrot-edition-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/2008-11-18-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-whiskey-tango-foxtrot-edition-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Jaunty Dumptruck O&#8217; News! Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>The CEOs of the Big Two (plus some fraction) domestic automakers are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freep.com\/article\/20081118\/BUSINESS01\/81118038\/1002\/BUSINESS\" target=\"_blank\">testifying <\/a>at this moment to save their bacon. The Democratic leadership wants to use a piece of the $700 billion in TARP money. Secretary Paulson and the current president say no. Some dudes want an additional pile of loans on top of the $25 billion <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/27766792\" target=\"_blank\">already approved<\/a> and administered by the Department of Energy for Detroit to make cars that run on powdered unicorn kidneys. The environmentalists are just absolute wrecks over <i>that<\/i> suggestion.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a busy legislator to do? Looks like they&#8217;re going to punt.<\/p>\n<p>Just to get an idea of the automaker&#8217;s chances of pulling this out, let&#8217;s take a quick look at the <b>Detroit Lions&#8217;<\/b> record so far this year. You know, for some perspective&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nfl.com\/teams\/detroitlions\/profile?team=DET\" target=\"_blank\">Uh oh.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, The CEOs of the Big Two (plus some fraction) domestic automakers are testifying at this moment to save their bacon. The Democratic leadership wants to use a piece of the $700 billion in TARP money. Secretary Paulson and the current president say no. Some dudes want an additional pile of loans on top of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/2008-11-18-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-whiskey-tango-foxtrot-edition-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jaunty Dumptruck O&#8217; News! Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot Edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22,12,18],"class_list":["post-867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cars","tag-politics","tag-punditry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1023,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions\/1023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}