{"id":877,"date":"2008-11-27T04:46:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T04:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/11\/27\/2008-11-27-ultra-danger-mega-jaunty-doppler-77000-weather-alert-html\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:27:20","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:27:20","slug":"2008-11-27-ultra-danger-mega-jaunty-doppler-77000-weather-alert-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/2008-11-27-ultra-danger-mega-jaunty-doppler-77000-weather-alert-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Ultra Danger Mega Jaunty Doppler 77,000 Weather Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>It&#8217;s raining in Southern California, which means that certain Horsemen are saddling up. My neighbors here have been watching the local weather, erm, professionals. &#8220;Slow down out there!&#8221; they implore. Our thrill-seekers agree, &#8220;so, will 15 MPH be okay?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/aquatred.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/aquatred.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"splash\" \/><\/a><br \/>They may be thrilled to learn that the squiggly stripes on their tires aren&#8217;t just a tire company ploy to cheat them out of 3\/32nds of an inch of rubber. Water. It do go out. It goes through. It go.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, you don&#8217;t have to drive like you&#8217;re riding on bowling balls. Really.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s raining in Southern California, which means that certain Horsemen are saddling up. My neighbors here have been watching the local weather, erm, professionals. &#8220;Slow down out there!&#8221; they implore. Our thrill-seekers agree, &#8220;so, will 15 MPH be okay?&#8221; They may be thrilled to learn that the squiggly stripes on their tires aren&#8217;t just a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/2008-11-27-ultra-danger-mega-jaunty-doppler-77000-weather-alert-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ultra Danger Mega Jaunty Doppler 77,000 Weather Alert!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-idyllwild-weather-clam"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1019,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions\/1019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}