{"id":92,"date":"2003-12-02T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/12\/02\/61f23070-1f0f-4cc0-9b75-ba27ccf33b0c\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:13","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:13","slug":"61f23070-1f0f-4cc0-9b75-ba27ccf33b0c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/61f23070-1f0f-4cc0-9b75-ba27ccf33b0c\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Alright Everybody, Coffee Break&#8217;s Over<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>the repo man comes to redeem the soul that you sold,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>be condemned to eternal tarnation?<\/p>\n<p>a) What, no installment plan?<\/p>\n<p>b) You know, Tarn-X might fix that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Back on your heads,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright Everybody, Coffee Break&#8217;s Over Would you rather&#8230; the repo man comes to redeem the soul that you sold, or be condemned to eternal tarnation? a) What, no installment plan? b) You know, Tarn-X might fix that&#8230; Back on your heads, bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1806,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions\/1806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}