{"id":95,"date":"2003-12-19T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T14:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/12\/19\/bbb2bfa9-8238-401b-a668-20cfb68216ff\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:11","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:11","slug":"bbb2bfa9-8238-401b-a668-20cfb68216ff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/bbb2bfa9-8238-401b-a668-20cfb68216ff\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>DR UNC BOB &#8211; ANTIGRV BOOTS R COOL! THX!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>the Ghost of Christmas Future?<\/p>\n<p>a) Remember that crappy present you got me?<\/p>\n<p>b) Noooo! No more slippers!<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it was a bit of tainted textured vegetable protein,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DR UNC BOB &#8211; ANTIGRV BOOTS R COOL! THX! Would you rather&#8230; be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, or the Ghost of Christmas Future? a) Remember that crappy present you got me? b) Noooo! No more slippers! Maybe it was a bit of tainted textured vegetable protein, &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1789,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/1789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}