{"id":99,"date":"2003-12-15T16:32:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-15T16:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/12\/15\/78480973-228d-4c31-b89f-e356a945e50b\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:11","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:11","slug":"78480973-228d-4c31-b89f-e356a945e50b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/78480973-228d-4c31-b89f-e356a945e50b\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"
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Got Him!<\/b><\/p>\n

Would you rather…<\/p>\n

comb through the author’s names at Barnes & Noble trying to remember the names of your friends’ children,<\/p>\n

or<\/p>\n

ask a recently deposed dictator his advice on the perfect Ramadan gift?<\/p>\n

a) “Um, little Armistad?”<\/p>\n

b) “I like to give Scratchers…”<\/p>\n

Let’s see, Brandon and Plimpton?<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Got Him! Would you rather… comb through the author’s names at Barnes & Noble trying to remember the names of your friends’ children, or ask a recently deposed dictator his advice on the perfect Ramadan gift? a) “Um, little Armistad?” b) “I like to give Scratchers…” Let’s see, Brandon and Plimpton? – bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1793,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions\/1793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}