Gee, I’m Thirsty

Would you rather…

take up residence in a rent-to-own trailer with your common law spouse on Knucklehead Road,

or

hike for miles through a snake-infested cactus forest to find a horse trough called Bob’s Bathtub?

a) It seemed like a good idea at the time…

b) Pass the soap.

Marla Sue, you get over here right this minute!

bob