Welcome Shoe Tying Fans!

Would you rather…

try to account for your time travel experiments to the payroll department,

or

that everything you do today is revered as “The Fall Classic”?

a) If you fold my timecard, then join the top end to the bottom end…

b) It’s a crisp, cool morning as the lanky right-hander selects an oatmeal flavor…

I guess you could call it eight hours,

bob