Friends,
It was Are You Sure You Don’t Have T.B? Day at the Far Eastern Outpost today (I’m still clean). This gave me the opportunity to check in on the clinic staff to see if everything was running okay.
During my visit, one of the lab techs apparently tried to murder some little kid while giving him a flu shot. You have never heard such howling. The kid runs out of the clinic with tears streaming down his face and blubbering like a bloodhound that just ate a bee. The tech then comes out of the lab and asks me if I’d like my shot. “Are you kidding? I don’t want to cry. What do I look like, an idiot?” I said to chuckles all around, and all within earshot of the kid and his parents who were standing just outside the window. I got such a look…
Your (idiot) pal,
bob