I’ve Never Met Peppermint Gomez

Friends,

The joyous holiday season is upon us, and that means only one thing at my house—dogs! I’m picking them up this weekend for their annual fortnight of eating my books and being miserable in the cold. I’ve missed having them around, and it appears that they’ve been busy while away…

Apparently, Mayor McCheese and his executive assistant Candida Hamm were conducting a promotional photo shoot for fall outerwear when who should arrive on the scene? The Girly Dog! What terrible injustice can’t she solve?

I think the Iraq Study Group could offer an 80th recommendation…

Your pal,

bob