Breaking: Frontier Justice

Friends,

MSM dudes, including CNN, MSNBC, and some other cats are reporting that Saddam attended a certain necktie party as a featured guest. He’s a little taller now, less alive but taller. A certain cowboy-in-chief is reportedly saying “yee haw!”

You know, according to reports.

So, um, hooray for bloodlust, I guess.

Your pal,

bob