Friends,
There’s a saying that I hadn’t heard before, but seems apt here…
“If stupid people had wings, they’d block out the sky.”
Now that you’re in the mood, here’s an exchange between a woman in her mid-40s and a stocky, older Home Depot employee last Saturday. We were checking out and she had just entered the store, handing the employee her shopping list:
- “I’m sorry ma’am, we don’t carry 8-by-4 sheets of plywood.”
- “No?”
- “No ma’am. But I can show you where the 4-by-8 sheets are.”
Was that necessary? Really? And who’s the sadistic bastard who sent Little Miss Whut? to the exotic bazaar in Outer Homedepotstan armed with nothing more than that shopping list?
By the way, nobody was laughing.
Your pal,
bob
ALSO: Tummy not feeling so hot, but you’re all out of ipecac? I can help you purge that dodgy breakfast burrito with a license plate frame observed this morning (on the back of another Mercedes!):
Single. 6’5″ Of Love.
Yeesh.
Remember to stay hydrated!