Dear Former (on September 17th, not soon enough) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales,
Good riddance you sick, smirking, smarmy, hunchback little creep. You’ve been instrumental in making the lives of Americans everywhere more difficult. Signing off on torture, wiretapping citizens, politicizing the Justice Department, making a mockery of habeus corpus. Thanks jackass. Get out and stay out.
Don’t think you’ll be so radioactive as to scare off the law firm who might’ve considered hiring you? Soft landing? You wish.
– bob
UPDATE: Photo trashed by Wikipedia so I removed it.