Friends,
Sometimes we as average American citizens simply aren’t sure what the future holds. We’re nervous. Tentative. Naturally, we look to our leaders to provide guidance. To keep a steady hand on the rudder of the ship of state. It’s comforting to know that they have everything under control and can lead us with an unwavering vision towards a new tomorrow.
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I have seen the future, and it’s that way.
– bob