editor’s note: look kid, the site was down for two freakin’ hours. christ, you get that shook up over a little website, i ain’t even gonna tell you what’s in the water you’re drinking. oh yeah, obama snorted cocaine too. what’re you gonna do? cry? – ed
Friends,
Just a brief little love note to the intertubes: Where oh where has my website gone? Into the ether? Perhaps. One could ping the site and receive a response not unlike the fluttering heartbeat of a baby bird that has struck your living room window so hard that the sound was mistaken for gunplay. You could ping the site, but that seems to be all. No pretty pictures. No idea how much Russian spam I have waiting to be deleted. No robot sounds.
Maybe this is the day the interwebs died.
– bob