Friends,
The joke is this; one of the managers here at The Festival Of Dirt arrived here this morning then realized that he’d forgotten his pants. The reality, however, isn’t nearly as funny so I’ll spare you the generic OTB** sleep meds.
Here are other things you can do today without pants on:
- Watch a lunar eclipse. It might be a little chilly without pants, but in some parts of the country, the moon may appear to be glowing red. Like your knees. When you’re not wearing pants.
- Download a new podcast. I’ve been enjoying ESPN’s Pardon The Interruption podcast (link to MP3 download) lately. I almost exclusively listen while I’m wearing pants, but who am I to say that you have to?
- Drop out of the race. People will hardly mention your tear-filled concession speech, once they realize that you’re not wearing pants. Detractors will become confused as on the one hand they praise your decision as “for the good of the party” and “healing the ideological rift” but on the other feel that you should really get a little more exercise. If you know what I mean.
- Get pregnant. A former coworker stopped by for a visit at the Festival Of Dirt this morning and she’s working on child number eight at the moment. And by working, I presume she’s not smuggling a basketball under her shirt.
Is it a little breezy in here?
– bob
** Over The Blog